The Lincoln Story Book Part 1

002 - Lincoln Calendar

003 - Childish Rime

004 - The Little Hatchet Did It.

005 - The Little Hatchet Again Turns Up.

006 - Lincoln's Wedding-Song.

007 - Risk The Hogs And I Will Risk Myself!

008 - The Rest Was Vile.

009 - No Heaping Coals Of Fire On That Head.

010 - Stumping The Stump-Speaker.

011 - Making The Wool, Not Feathers, Fly.

012 - Log-Rolling To Save Lives.

013 - Lincoln's First Dollar.

014 - Conviction Through A Thrashing.

015 - Boating On Ground 'A Leetle Damp.'

016 - The Initiator Installed.

017 - The Horrors For The Third Time!

018 - The Whistle That Stopped The Boat.

019 - It Is The Deed, Not The Doer.

020 - Turn Out Or Be Turned Out.

021 - The Best Thing To Take.

022 - Drinking And Swallowing Are Two Things.

023 - Worsted In A Horse-Trade.

024 - How Many Short Breaths?

025 - Lincoln's Height.

026 - Measures And Men.

027 - The Prize For Homeliness.

028 - How Long Legs Should Be.

029 - Long Meter.

030 - Hardships Strengthen Muscles.

031 - He Used To Be 'Good On The Chop.'

032 - A Man Who Can Scratch His Shins Without Stooping.

033 - Struck By The Dead Hand.

034 - This Clinches It.

035 - Lincoln's First Love-Story.

036 - A Put-Up Job--Or Chance?

037 - Lincoln's Marriage.

038 - The Burlesque Duel.

039 - Wanting To Dance The Worst Way.

040 - The Statute Fixes All That!

041 - He Did Not Know His Own House.

042 - The Only One Who Dared

043 - The Long And Short Of It.

044 - All A Man Wants--Twenty Thousand Dollars!

045 - I'll Hit The Thing Hard!

046 - The

047 - The Slave-Dealer.

048 - The Negro Home, Or Agitation!

049 - Lincoln's Vow.

050 - Den I Takes To De Woods!

051 - The Unpardonable Crime.

052 - Beyond The Boon.

053 - Vain As The Pope's Bull Against The Comet.

054 - A Volunteer Captaincy Worth Two Dollars.

055 - Getting The Company Column Through Endwise.

056 - Regular And Irregular.

057 - Knowing When To Give In.

058 - A Fruitful Speech.

059 - A Captain Challenged By His Men.

060 - General McClellan's Opinion Of Lincoln As A Lawyer.

061 - Kentuckians Are Clanny.

062 - Not To Be Thought Of!

063 - Skin Wright And Close!

064 - Hooking Hens Is Low!

065 - The State Against Mr. Whisky!

066 - As Clear As Moonshine.

067 - Nice Clothes May Make A Handsome Man--Even Of You!

068 - The Abutment Was Dubersome.

069 - Good Enough For The President.

070 - Lincoln's First Political Speech.

071 - A Lightning-Rod To Protect A Guilty Conscience!

072 - Firing On A Flea For A Squirrel.

073 - The Cream Of The Joke.

074 - Parallel Courses.

075 - Jumping Jim Crow

076 - Facts Are Stubborn Things.

077 - The Party Gad.

078 - Hard To Beat!

079 - I Reckon I Took More Than My Share.

080 - Lincoln Was Loaded For Bear.

081 - A Bounteous President--If Anything Is Left!

082 - The Art Of Being Paid To Eat.

083 - A Vice Not To Say No!

084 - The Best Car!

085 - Self-Made.

086 - His High Mightiness.

087 - Lincoln's Opinion At Thirty.

088 - The Blank Biography.

089 - The Homliest Man Under Government.

090 - Better Looking Than Expected.

091 - Lincoln And Superstition.

092 - Lincoln's Dream.

093 - Lincoln's Vision.

094 - It Is A Poor Sermon That Does Not Hit Somewhere.

095 - The Religion Of Feeling.

096 - The Two Prayers.

097 - We Shall See Our Friends In Heaven!

098 - More Praying And Less Swearing!

099 - Gloves Or No Gloves.

100 - The Use Of Books.

101 - Lincoln's Book Criticism.

102 - The Hand-To-Hand Encounter.

103 - Better Sometimes Right Than All Times Wrong.

104 - Making The Dagger Stab The Holder.

105 - The Tail Of The Kite.

106 - No Day Without A Line.

107 - Truth And The People.

108 - Call Me 'Lincoln.'

109 - The Eloquent Hand.

110 - Woman.

111 - To Think And To Do Well.

112 - Set The Trap Again!

113 - No Royalty In Our Carriage.

114 - The Trap To Catch A Douglas.

115 - Practise Before and After the Bar.

116 - Connubial Amity.

117 - The Model Whisky-Barrel.

118 - Fighting Out Of One Coat Into The Other.

119 - The Promising Face!

120 - A House Divided Cannot Stand.

121 - The Concert On 'Dred Scott'

122 - Playing Cuttlefish.

123 - A Voice From The Dead.

124 - If I Must Go Down, Let It Be Linked To Truth.

125 - Come One, Come All!

126 - Assisting The Inevitable.

127 - Self-Sacrifice.

128 - A Fight Proves Nothing.

129 - Win The Fight, Or Die A-Trying.

130 - Pills To Purge Melancholy.

131 - Down To The Raisins!

132 - Giant And Giant-Killer.

133 - Lincoln's Sentiments On A Mooted Point.

134 - Chestnuts Under A Sycamore.

135 - Still Of Little Note.

136 - The Tree-Toad And Timotheus.

137 - If It Will Do The President Good--

138 - Grounds For A Financial Estimate.

139 - I Wanted To See Them Spread!

140 - The Lincoln Non Sequitur.

141 - Why So Many Common People.

142 - Envy Of A Humorist.

143 - The Stopper On Journalistic Gas.

144 - Salt Before Pepper.

145 - Matching Stories.

146 - The Only Discredit.

147 - No Re-Lie-ance Of Them!

148 - No Vices--Few Virtues.

149 - The Apples Of His Eye.

150 - The Whetstone Story.

151 - The Monarch Of All He Surveyed.

152 - Men Have Faults Like Horses.

153 - Lincoln's Puns On Proper Names.

154 - Not So Easy To Get Into Prison.

155 - Them Three Fellers Agin!

156 - Lincoln The Great And Lincoln The Little.

157 - Go, Thou, And Do Likewise.

158 - Is The World Going To Follow That Comet Off?

159 - A Good Listener.

160 - Carried The Post-Matter In His Hat.

161 - President Lincoln Dubbed Them The Wide-Awakes.

162 - Trust To The Old Blue Sock.

163 - If All Failed, He Could Go Back To The Old Trade!

164 - As A Light Porter.

165 - Whiskered, To Please The Ladies And Get Votes.

166 - After Votes.

167 - The Highwayman's Non Sequitur.

168 - How To Get Men To Vote!

169 - Beginning At The Head With Clothing.

170 - Luce A Jug--The Handle All One Side.

171 - Such A Sucker As Me, President!

172 - One Happy Day.

173 - Old Abe Will Look Better When His Hair Is Combed.

174 - A Curious Combination.

175 - Abraham Lincoln

176 - The Snake Simile.

177 - What's In A Name?

178 - Paying For Whisky He Did Not Drink.

179 - The Highest Merit To The Soldier.

180 - How Sleep The Brave?

181 - The Stokers As Brave As Any.

182 - Try And Go As Far As You Can!

183 - Argument Of 'The Stub-Tailed Cow.'

184 - Pegged Or Sewed?

185 - Soldiering Apart From Politics.

186 - A Time That Tried The Soul.

187 - Cabinet Talk.

188 - On The Blister-Bench.

189 - Abe, A Thundering Old Glory!

190 - Perfect Retaliation.

191 - Let Down The Bars A Leetle.

192 - The Administration Can Stand It If The Times Can.

193 - Bottling That Wasp.

194 - That King Lost His Head.

195 - Swearing Like A Churchwarden.

196 - My Speeches Have Originality As Their Merit.

197 - Righting Wrong Hurts, But Does Good.

198 - Stanton's Service Was Worth His Sauce.

199 - A Secret Of The Interior.

200 - All Staff And No Army.

201 - No Man Is Indispensable.

202 - Sleeping On Post Cancels A Commission.

203 - My Question!

204 - If Good, He's Got It! If T'Aint Good, He Ain't Got It!

205 - Lincoln Guessed The First Time.

206 - A Phantom Chase.

207 - The Word Flies, But The Writ Remains.

208 - The War-Lord.

209 - File It Away!

210 - What We Have, We Will Give You.

211 - More Shinplasters To Heal The Sore.

212 - There Is Much In An 'If' And A 'But.'

213 - Don't Waste The Plug, But Use It!

214 - The Running Fever.

215 - One And A Half Times Bigger Than Other Men!

216 - So Slow, A Hearse Ran Over Him!

217 - Blood-Shedding Remits Sins.

218 - His

219 - How The Delinquent Soldier Paid His Debt.

220 - The Swearing Had To Be Done Then, Or Not At All!

221 - Displace The Thistles By Flowers.

222 - You Have One, And I Have One--That Is Right!

223 - Shooting A Man Does Him No Good!

224 - Benevolence Is Beautiful.

225 - It Was The Baby That Did It.

226 - It Rests Me To Save A Life!

227 - A Family Man Wants To See His Family.

228 - A Rule Without Exception.

229 - Even Rebels Might Be Saved.

230 - Whipping Around The Stump.

231 - Life Too Precious To Be Lost.

232 - Mercy Has Precedence Over The Rigid.

233 - Taken From Rebellion And Given To Loyalty.

234 - Suspension Is Not Execution

235 - The Discontented ... About Four Hundred--

236 - Not Much Of A Head, But His Only One!

237 - Gi'e Us A Good Conceit!

238 - They Went Away Sicker Still.

239 - Of Twenty Applicants, Nineteen Are Made Enemies.

240 - Rid Of An Office-Seeker.

241 - Not Good Offices, But A Good Story.

242 - Encourage Longing For Work.

243 - But Aaron Got His Commission!

244 - Something Lincolnian All Could Take.

245 - Not Many Such Boys Outside Of Sunday-Schools!

246 - The Good Boy Gets On.

247 - How McCulloch Was Constrained To Serve.

248 - All Mouth And No Hands' Class.

249 - Hot And Cold The Same Breath.

250 - Wanted The Jail Earnings.

251 - A Title No Hindrance.

252 - A Talker With Nothing To Say.

253 - Stick To Your Business.

254 - Marrying A Man Without His Consent.

255 - A Luxury To See One Who Wants Nothing.